Dr. Sadistic And The Silverking Crybabies – “Pyramid Punk” LP (1980)
Looks like we’re overdue for some posts again. Sorry, guys, but I’m busy—not that I owe you clowns anything. No, I don’t owe you a damn thing and, in fact, this particular record is a donation of sorts, recently given to me by an old friend. I first heard this thing about 7 or 8 years ago and was so impressed with it, that I felt compelled to fetch it out of the pile and beg for it. And, of course, it’s for a worthy cause, right? So why would I go through so much trouble? Because it’s a great record that needs to be shared with the world? Don’t be silly! And check your URL while you’re at it and recognize that, yes, you are here and, no, you should know better than that by now. In fact I would dare to say that this is one of the most heinous, crap fake Punk records I have ever heard in my life and, like the cover says, it is of “no redeeming social value”. Unfortunately, it is of no musical value, either. The back cover also makes the claim that this is a “concept album” and I have to agree that, if the concept is making an LP of unlistenable Disco-influenced crapola, it succeeds with flying colors! And that’s enough of that, but let me finish my flame by adding that, if you managed to tolerate some of the other bad Punk records I’ve churned up, this baby just might be the one to put you on the ropes!
So, with the necessary (and deserved) bashing out of the way, let me try to halfway defend this thing a little bit. First off, they were from Aspen, Colorado. Never been there, but I can only imagine that being a working stiff in a town like that would have to royally suck, so I can offer some degree of sympathy and possibly a little leeway, but this record came out in 1980. Secondly, I have to admit the lyrics are pretty good, actually above average and pretty funny but, man, is this thing ever a tough listen! But to each his own, right? Obviously, some dude who smoked a lot of cigarettes liked the thing, because the B-Side is thrashed and it smells like an ashtray. I should also mention that, if it were between listening to this thing or The Spooks, I’d pick this baby, hands down!
The Gang
SAMPLE TRACKS:
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The Mentors – “Live at WCSB 1985″ Tape
Another recent donation, taken from another aging reprobate’s tape collection. So what is to be said of this thing? Not much. It’s The Mentors, live in studio, doing an interview of sorts at WCSB in Cleveland, OH, possibly on their first US tour. You know the drill, but if you haven’t heard The Master’s voice in something you haven’t already heard a million times before, this will bring a ray of sunshine into your otherwise worthless, dreary life.
SAMPLE:
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Hollywood Harlots – “Love, Gay-Style” LP (196?)
Yes, more smut. Is this stuff driving away readers? Well, good riddance to you, but I fear this piece of junk might just drive off whoever is left! Yeah, this disc is queer as fuck, but not at all what I thought it would be when I picked it up, figuring it for a comedy routine along the lines of some of the other smut records I’ve posted. Not the case. Actually, I’ll admit that I find this record interesting, not for its content (that is actually pretty weak), but for what the entire package as a whole was originally meant for. You see, this is NOT a “party record”. It was actually meant as an audio stimulant for some lonely Sodomite to jerk his gherkin to in the privacy of his own home. The cover of this record (not pictured) is nothing but a blank, white piece of cardboard with no writing on it. Inside one finds some old black and white photos of a couple naked fags doing some soft-core porn shots. So basically, this thing gave you the entire package: something to look at and something to listen to.
Judging by the hairstyles of the two guys, I’m guessing this came out in the late 1960’s, during that ambiguous period where hardcore porn was still basically illegal, but mildly tolerated if it was sold under the counter, thus making this an underground recording. And it sounds it. Obviously, it’s just a couple fags coming up with smutty schlock in an apartment, using a reel-to-reel tape recorder. The A-Side may or may not be a live sex act, with unnecessary dialogue to keep the listener interested but, even if it was a guy and a chick, it wouldn’t be that interesting. The mic wasn’t grounded properly or something, either, because there is an annoying buzz that I can’t get rid of throughout most of it. The B-Side is the “S & M Party” and it is considerably more entertaining with whippings, fisting, buggery and general butt piracy that any two jerks could have made up off the top of their heads whether they were gay or not, although at any given moment I’m expecting to hear the door kicked down and Tesco Vee shout “Eat on this knuckle sandwich—we’re not tooling for anus!”
Dirk and the Mystery Stain
SAMPLE:
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I’ve Got Those Demo-Lition Blues – V/A LP (1983)
While I’ve known several people who managed completely by-pass the phase, I tend to think it wasn’t too unusual for most US Punk kids in the 80’s to go through a UK82 / British Punk phase at some point in their youths—usually during the late teens or early 20’s and, amazingly, I still see kids today dressing up like bands from that era. Whatever. Personally, I went through a period of several years where I couldn’t stand the sound of this stuff, but a few years back I had a change of heart and started liking these bands again. Let’s see: a disintegrating empire, no jobs, no future, and no signs of things getting any better? I think it has finally sunk into my Yankee brain-I get it now, and the stuff these kids were ranting about back then holds some new significance to me. Aside from that, I totally would have eaten this record up as a kid—I loved this stuff and, while this seems to have come out around the tail end of the first wave, it is decent Punk schlock for the not-too-picky listener of music from this era. This comp seems to be a little less known than some of its contemporaries and therein lies the charm, as these songs haven’t been totally beaten into the ground like some of the better known records from this classic period. This is pretty much low-fi, working class, political Punk slop that doesn’t sound like Discharge or GBH—more like Chaos UK and Exploited. A fun listen if you haven’t heard this sort of stuff in a while.
Rear Cover / Track List
SAMPLE TRACKS:
The Deceased – Anok On Saturday Night
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The Lustful Sexlife Of A Perverted Nympho Housewife – LP (196?, 197?))
I promised this to one of my loyal readers and, of course, it is my pleasure to see this sort of recording made available for general consumption. Not much else to say about this record that I haven’t already said about the other ones, although fans of Wife Swapping Swingers Orgy will be happy to hear that this one appears to be written by the same guy, with ass-eating, forced anal, and the most sexually demanding grocery store delivery boy to ever walk the face of the earth. And it’s all performed by professional-sounding, old school radio voices that don’t fit at all with the retarded dialogue. You know the drill, but who ever knew that Katharine Hepburn was so hard up for cash?
SAMPLE TRACKS:
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Sounds Of The San Francisco Adult Bookstores – 7″ EP (1997)
So I’m trolling eBay, looking to see if any of those smut records ever get sold on there and I find some ass-clown trying to sell this record for $80.00. Yes, $80.00! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! Now, I know some sellers out there have no idea what they are doing, with the result that we will see some crazy prices from time to time and it is my earnest, heart-felt hope that this is the case with this record. PLEEEEEAAAAASE let it be the case!!!!! If not, then record collecting has truly hit a new low, as this disc is one of the most uninteresting, no-talent, pieces of shit I have ever heard! Any jerk could have made this thing in his sleep. Seriously, this record is so stupid it’s not even funny unless, of course, you’re idea of “funny” is people being annoyed by dumbass novelty records that are so stupid they aren’t even funny, in which case the record would, indeed, be technically “funny”, but you’d be a jerk.
You can take my word for it that the only reason I am even posting this is in the hopes that some fool who is actually considering blowing $80.00 on this piece of tripe will do a search and find this post. Then, after realizing that this record is, in fact, lame crap, he will do the right thing and blow his $80.00 on a bag of rock or a couple fat chunks of glass.
Oh, yes, and if memory serves, I paid $1.99 for this piece of shit—and felt cheated!!
Rear Cover
SAMPLE:
Sounds Of The San Francisco Adult Bookstores
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Sounds Of The American Fast Food Restaurants – 7″ EP (1996)
I bought this record at the same time as the above record and, like the above record, paid $1.99 for it. So what do you think this thing is worth now? Well, considering it sucks even worse than the other one, I’d have to guess $100.00! Obviously, I’m all about the dumbass novelty records, but this stuff is just lame.
Rear Cover
SAMPLE:
Sounds Of The American Fast Food Restaurants
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Mutants – “Boss Man / Back Yard Boys” 7″ (1977)
I have to admit this is kind of a lame post, seeing as this is a bootleg and all, but last I checked this disc wasn’t exactly a household name and, until that happens, not enough attention can be given to this masterpiece. Actually, I ran across it while I was trying to find those two lame records I posted above and I just can’t resist putting it up since it’s so damn good! For some reason the picture on the back cover wound up on the front of that “Live To Ride” comp, but were these guys really Metal? They sort of look it, but this sounds pretty Punk to me. If fact, it’s Poopy Punk, and it simply doesn’t get any more righteous than “Boss Man”, a killer track to be sure, to which we can all relate—unfortunately. The flip is great stuff, as well.
So just get a look at these Punk freaks, will you? You know, I really get tired of saying things like “they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore” but, damn, they sure don’t! What the hell happened? As undoubtedly at least a couple of the guys from this outfit are still among the living somewhere, maybe we can clone their DNA in the hopes of maybe hearing some decent music again in another 18 or 20 years. I just can’t see the current crop of sissies breeding anything but more of the same!
Rear Cover
THE TRACKS:
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Back In Business!
All the old posts have now been switched over to MediaFire and the site is, once again, fully functional. Let’s see how long this lasts, shall we? I have to admit my confidence in MediaFire could be a little higher, but I’ll give them a chance. And am I the only one who has trouble with their multi-uploader? It rarely works and you have to upload one file at a time, hovering over the site until it goes through. To compound the problem, the nearest high speed internet connection I have is a gas station on the edge of the nearest town with minimal heat and stinks of fried pork tenderloin and potato wedges. So here I am, stinking of pork tenderloins and potato wedges, and what the hell have you clowns done for me? Nuthin’!
Oh, and I did some long-overdue site maintenance while I was waiting and stinking. Basically, I added some new categories to aid in site navigation. Now, you can get all the Mentors and El Duce posts at the click of a mouse and I did the same with a couple other bands and genres. I have also received a couple requests in the past to put together a list of some of the top retard and fake Punk releases. Well, I’m not sure if I can really comply with such a request but, as far as this site goes, I added the categories of Poopy Punk and Poopy Rock that, while containing some legitimate releases, tends to gravitate more towards the bands and artists who went the extra mile in general dumbassitude and crapola. Not that most of this stuff isn’t stupid, mind you! I have some new posts in the works and should have them up by then end of the week.
Re-Ups? I’m working on it!
As you most likely have not noticed, I have begun re-uploading the old posts. I originally started doing it alphabetically, but soon realized it was easier to do it chronologically, so I started doing it from the beginning of the blog on up. However, it’s taking forever! For one thing, the multi-uploader on MediaFire hasn’t been cooperating, forcing me to hover over my computer, doing one or two at a time. Secondly, as I said before, my bandwidth sucks and this project is sucking me dry of the measly 5K a month wireless bandwidth I get on my wireless broadband card. We’ll get there–probably in just enough time for MediaFire to pussy out and kick me right back to square one! And where is my refund from Megaupload? Those Federal swine ripped me off for a good six months of service that I paid for–all in the interest of the public good, I assume. Aside, from all of this, if there is some old post you want re-upped, just ask. It’s going to get done, anyway. Eventually.
Live At The Vortex – V/A LP (1977)
Well, it appears that the file sharing panic has at least partially subsided for now, so I guess we’ll toss up a few records. As I said before, I fully intend to reactivate all the old downloads and I even plan on having it done by the end of the month if possible. Anyone found anything decent out there besides Rapidshare? Can’t say as I’m too thrilled about using them again, as I’ve already dumped them once and I don’t trust them. I’ve also heard they’ve been messing up a lot due to the high volume of new accounts.
So here we have a record I meant to post a long time ago and forgot about, a disc that possibly falls into what I referred to as “used bin regulars”, of which I posted many when I first started this blog. Apparently, it got some bad press and developed a bad reputation when it came out, leading it to be more or less disregarded for whatever reason. And who’s to say? Maybe it deserved it. So does it suck? By no means! It is a decent representation of Class of 1977 Punk, recorded live with decent sound. I think the reason it was initially pooh-poohed is because it’s pretty much a stereotypical display of Punk standards of the time, which is fine with me and the rest of the indiscriminate fans of generic Punk schlock. My personal pick would be that last track by Maniacs—such a fine sentiment, so rarely seen or properly expressed these days. But, sorry, buddy; you’re history!
Rear Cover / Tracklist
SAMPLE TRACKS:
Maniacs – I Ain’t Gonna Be History
Art Attacks – Frankenstein’s Heartbeat
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Into The Future – V/A LP (1979)
So here is the way I picture this post going down on a global scale, by which I mean that, if you are an American reading this, chances are some guy in Europe is simultaneously slapping his forehead, saying, “Man, I knew some asshole was going to post this piece of garbage some day!” Yeah, you got it, buddy! We have no shame around here or any sense of obligation to post music that is actually good or relevant. No shame whatsoever. So thinking back, I’m trying to remember when I bought this thing and I’m guessing maybe fifteen years or so ago, pulling it out every two or three years to remember why I don’t like it and, after bouncing the needle through a few tracks, remembering in vivid detail. Or perhaps it just manifested itself out of the ether and found its way into my record collection. So what’s wrong with it? Well, what’s right with it? The sound is horrible, for one thing, and sounds like it was recorded on a single hand held tape recorder in the back of the room. I should also add here that I increased the volume on the rip so, believe it or not, the rip actually sounds BETTER than the record! Secondly, despite the English LP title and some English song titles, most of the songs are sung in Krautspeak, which is OK if the music is good enough to pull it through, but it isn’t. And I rest my case at this point. Perhaps, I’ve got this thing all wrong, but I’m thinking they had some serious vinyl to burn in 1979 Krautville to commit this mess to a record, and I’m guessing it got panned as a stinker. If anyone from over there wants to tell me I’m full of it, feel free to chime in—just say it in English!
Hmmm, yes, and I guess I should mention what the record is about. It is a compilation of German Punk bands, recorded live in 1979. Sound good? It ain’t. The bands are as follows: FFURS, Hinterbergers Wut, Kleenex, Male, Mittagspause, Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft, and S.Y.P.H. Isn’t file sharing great? May it never die!!! Enjoy!
Mittagspause, the Punk Rock sailors
Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft and S.Y.P.H., but no glockenspiel
SAMPLE TRACKS:
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The Story Of Barbara – LP (196?, 197?)
Wow. I almost don’t even know where to start on this one, but let me say that, if you have enjoyed any of the other records of this nature I have posted, then get that old mouse to clicking, as this is the best one, yet! As you can well imagine, I have heard my share of sleaze and schlock in my time, but I must say that this puppy is one of the most entertaining, over-the-top sleazy romps I have ever heard in my life—I’m not kidding! The folks who put this thing together are some truly sick puppies and what’s up with the whole incest thing? While I can’t claim to be a huge fan of porn, I feel I can speak with some degree of authority when I declare that incest is not your common stroke-fare for the average pud-jerker. While there have always been a few books, mags, websites, etc. devoted to the subject, it has never been particularly popular. So, with that in mind, what the Hell is up with these clowns, as I now own two records by this company, both of which embracing the subject? And who in the world gets off on this stuff? Hey, maybe some of you hard-up dudes will find out!
So, basically, this record is the sordid story of a girl named Barbara and, indeed, the old gal certainly makes the rounds. From Dear Old Dad, to Ms. Evans (the lesbian English teacher), followed by 14 year-old Jeff, dope, booze, and later married life and the wild, crazy wife-swapping scene, old Babs manages to get put through the wringer, although she doesn’t seem to mind too terribly much until her final occupation as professional cock-sucker lands her in trouble with The Fuzz. There isn’t a dull moment to be found on this platter and if the scuzziness of this whole affair doesn’t do it for you, then ponder that this record has to be at least forty years old and wonder, again, what kind of weirdo came up with this stuff! VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!! And I have more of these records—stay tuned!!
SAMPLES:
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Screwed Again!
As you may recall some months back I decided to ditch RapidShare and move all the old files to Megaupload in an effort to keep all the files active for all eternity, to be enjoyed by any shmoe who stumbles upon this site in search of free shit and general weirdness. Well, as you may or may not know, the Feds decided to shut down Megaupload the other day and, as a result, a good chunk of the files on this site are no longer available. Oh, well. As I’ve made casual mention in the past, I don’t live in an area that offers high speed internet (aside from wireless broadband) and, as a result, it is a real pain in my ass to be switching files around. I mean, I’ll do it, but I won’t be busting my hump if you catch my drift. Let’s give it some time and see if Megaupload comes back up.
So if Megaupload is kaput, are these Federal Pigs going to refund our money, as I suspect the vast majority of users are reasonably law-abiding folks who aren’t ripping off new movies and music? If not, count me in for the class action suit. And, honestly, doesn’t the government have anything better to do than act as muscle for these worthless corporations? And, on that note, what gives these clowns the foolish notion that they can stop the “piracy”? It ain’t gonna happen, guys, and you know it. Perhaps, if some of these big “entertainment” companies produced product that wasn’t dog shit, I might lose some sleep about them losing money but, in the meantime, I wholeheartedly encourage everyone to suck them dry to the best of his or her ability. Personally, I haven’t set foot in a movie theater in years, could count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I might watch TV in a typical year, and it’s a given that I have no interest in mainstream music, so let the bastards go bankrupt for all I care. If I can do it, so can you!
Agression – “S/T” LP (1985)
Boy, did this year ever suck! And so did last year and the year before that. In fact, this entire millennium has been sucking large phallus so far. But I’m optimistic about 2012 and just forget about all that 2012 end of the world nonsense—especially since we won’t have actually spent 2012 years until the calendar get’s around 2013. Nope, this year is gonna be swell, so we’ll start things on a positive note with the sweet, sweet sounds of Mystic and this scarcely seen release. Not sure if this was their second or third studio effort or even their first, as rumor has it “Don’t Be Mistaken” was a rehearsal session. Whatever the case, this LP takes up where they left off on the “Someone Got Their Head Kicked In” comp, with the band much more unglued than on their first full length and, of course, the sparse, scummy, yet strangely ample recording sound of Mystic Studios always sounds nice. No duds and a couple tracks border on greatness. Good stuff.
SAMPLE TRACKS:
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Sockeye / That Cheezy Sensation – “Split EP” (198?, 199?)
I’ll assume most folks have heard of Sockeye. Sometimes funny, sometimes annoying, sometimes unlistenable but generally amusing, these guys put out a slew of stuff over the years of varying degrees of retardation. While, I can’t claim to be a die-hard fan, I have to give the Devil his due on this one, because the four Sockeye tracks on this split are funny as shit. So funny, in fact, I feel a need to post three of them for general consumption. Not sure if there was ever a Sockeye sleeve, as this record was found by a friend of mine about 19 years ago when he was moving into a new place and wound up in my possession due to his lack of a turntable. As for the other band, That Cheezy Sensation, it’s pretty decent jokey hardcore / Punk and worth a listen, actually a major cut above most bands that attempt that shtick, really.
That Cheezy Sensation
SAMPLE TRACKS:
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Shaftman X-Rated LP (197?)
Well, I can’t help but notice a bunch of people downloaded that “Wife Swapping Swingers Orgy” LP I uploaded last time. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Well, this one was obviously put out by the same company and, while it isn’t quite as degrading to women as the aforesaid mentioned LP, they manage to fill the void by making Black people look like idiots, as well. Also, unlike the other LP, this one attempts to tell a story of sorts, basically coming off as a fourth rate, X-Rated rip off of Shaft. Really dumb stuff here and, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say it was written by a White dude, as the attempts by the readers to speak crude, ghetto, slang sound about as forced and fake as the simulated cock-sucking noises, that sound like a dude with big lips trying to drink a hot cup of soup. I won’t even attempt to summarize the “plot” as it is completely retarded and harebrained. More of this stuff to come and let’s not forget about “Sonny ‘n Sis” and “The Sensuous Black Man”!
SAMPLE:
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Poopy NON-ENDORSEMENT!!! – The Formidable Turds “Songs Of Filth And Bigotry” CD (2008)
Well, I guess this still counts as a half-assed endorsement, as bad publicity is better than no publicity at all, I suppose. So why am I even mentioning this piece of shit? Because I like to spread pain. So what do we have here? A bunch of dudes who like to get away from their wives once in a while and blow off steam? Basically, the humor on this thing hovers around the level you might find on a skit on one of those lame morning shows like Howard Stern or Bob and Tom. And who knows? Maybe that’s what these guys were aspiring for! Serious bottom of the barrel, poopy-kaka humor on display here and the only amusing thing about it is bemusement, although I must admit the cover art is pretty classy—too bad the contents don’t deliver! Hey, and I’m even gonna share a couple tracks with you guys—what can it hurt? No one has heard of these clowns and their website is down. Honestly, listening to this CD is like getting a lobotomy through the ear drums.
SAMPLE TRACKS:
Infection – “Legal Limit” LP (1990? 1989?)
I seem to remember buying this around 1990 or so, so I’m guessing it came out around that time. For whatever reason, it was rumored that these guys were a “violent” band and there were problems at their shows, so I picked this up hoping for a thugfest but, instead, got an earful of Metal / HC in the Straight Edge vein that I was good and sick of at that point in time, although this was not a Straight Edge band. Twenty years later, I can say that this sounds a heck of a lot better to my ears. The playing is decent (although it doesn’t hurt to take your palm off the strings once in a while) and the lyrics are actually a cut above and somewhat thoughtful in places. Pretty generic for the most part, but it has its charm and appears to be mostly forgotten for some reason or other. I can’t say as I can list too many other bands from Delaware, either. Lemme see, Nordic Thunder, Stormwatch…..ummmm….. I’m thinking……..
Infection
SAMPLE TRACKS:
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Bloody Mess and the Skabs – “Hung Over And Stoned” CD (1994)
It appears some of you folks liked that first Bloody Mess and the Skabs LP. Well, there’s no shame in that, as ‘tis a fine record, indeed. I bought this on tape when it came out because I couldn’t find it on LP and 17 years later it finally dawns on me that this may have never been released on LP, seeing as I’ve never seen it. So finally I broke down and got it on CD and now you shmoes can reap the benefits. While not quite as great as the first one, there are still some good songs on here, the best of which would be “Cheerleader For Death”, although my personal fave would be “Born To Win (Live To Lose)”, a rant that serves to describe the perpetual state of mind I was enjoying when I first listened to these tunes. Sadly, the band pretty much broke up around the time this was released, but Bloody Mess has continued to play in various bands over the years for, like he says in the interview at the end of the CD, “We’re like a thorn—we won’t go away!”
SAMPLE TRACKS:
We’re like a thorn–we won’t go away!
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Big Boys – “Lullabies Help The Brain Grow” LP (1983)
Well, life isn’t all bad. Despite the fact that I live in a cultural wasteland, I manage to go thrifting every day during my lunch break and somehow manage to score despite the odds. So I’m hunting around the other day, look down and what do I see? Yep, this record. What could be better than getting a $25 record for $1? Why, getting it for free, of course, since the lady rang me up wrong and didn’t charge me for it! And should I feel guilty about ripping off Goodwill? Fuck, no! That place is a total scam if there ever was one. I never really got into these guys, but methinks this band deserves a second look, if this record is an indicator of what they were capable of. Prior to this, my only exposure was “Live At Rauls” and the “Frat Cars” EP, neither of which rocked my world. This is much better, with several good Punk rockin’ tunes, and even the Funk stuff isn’t too bad, although I’ve never cared for Funk. So I guess I’m going to have to keep hanging around the Goodwill until the first two 12”s show up, right?
Big Boys
SAMPLE TRACKS:
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Ded Engine – “S/T” LP (1985)
I found this about a week ago and have been playing it quite a bit. I’ll forgo any attempts at wittiness and simply state that this record rips, laying out some solid Caveman Metal, of which I never seem to tire. Nothing you haven’t heard before, but good stuff.
Ded Engine
SAMPLE TRACKS:
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Speed Metal Hell – Various Artists LP (1985)
I believe I promised this to someone a ways back. What kills me about this record is the overall quality of the music and the fact that we totally took this stuff for granted back in those days, thinking it would never end or get BETTER. Clearly this was not the case! 12 tracks and not a dud in the bunch.
Rear Cover / Track List
SAMPLE TRACKS:
Executioneer – Victims Of Evil
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X Rated Wife Swapping Swingers Orgy LP (196?)
Yes, I do understand that this is lowbrow, bottom of the food chain claptrap—I’m not a complete idiot. Yet. So with that out of the way, let me proceed to endorse and extol the virtues of this fine LP. What virtues, you ask? Well, this record is funny as shit for one thing! Seriously, there isn’t a spot on this entire record where you can’t throw the needle down and be totally amused—there isn’t a dull moment to be found. Also, it serves to answer the age-old question of what washed-up radio personalities from the 1950’s did when they were hard up for cash in the late 1960’s. Perhaps, they deliberately used these kinds of voices since the characters are supposed to be middle-aged, which leads me to wonder what kind of weirdo jerked off to this stuff, as the mental picture I get out of this is not pretty! Another point of interest is that, despite its age, the quality of filth described is quite ahead of its time: ass-to-mouth, forced anal, bleeding buttholes, lesbo action and yer mama’s pussy. This thing has it all! Highly recommended!!
SAMPLE:
Download (MediaFire) HERE
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Poopy Bad Bar Band And Lousy Punk Record Fest Part 1: Throbbing Masses – “The Way We Were” 7″ (19??)
Does anyone else out there get burned out on music? As I shovel down my breakfast in the morning before racing out the door, I look at a wall full of records and it dawns on me how rarely I spin them and how little I care. A phase, perhaps, but I cannot tell a lie, as none of my records are really rocking my world right now, although I’ve been downloading some great stuff. At any rate, seeing as I have a blog to run and I’m completely uninspired, I figure I might as well tap into some records I have been on a fence with or flat out don’t like at all, but figure I might as well share them due to obscurity—and the chance to be a dick and make snide comments! Ha!
I remember a while back reading a comment on some other site where some guy goes, “That’s a bunch of bar band crap—you should get the guy from Glorify The Turd to do it!” Ouch! Owwwwwwwwch! Words hurt, buddy!! So you think some of this stuff is bad, do you? Well, stick tight, ‘cuz you ain’t heard nothin’, yet! Honestly, I wish I had about a thousand of these records from the old days so I could have a blog called “It Was From 1978 And It Sucked Balls”. Or something like that.
So let us begin this sordid series with Throbbing Masses. I’ve never heard of them, there’s no date on the record, and there’s nothing on the web. It does, however, have that late 70’s New York City Art Rock stink to it, so that would have to be my guess, although it could have just as easily come out in the 80’s or 90’s. The A-Side is a cover song of origins I won’t bother to look up because I don’t care—I’m sure you’ve heard it. The flip is a total waste of studio time and vinyl. I mean I’m all about the novelty records, but this isn’t really a novelty record by my definition and, instead of using the track to showcase their dubious “talents”, the guys decide to fill it with nonsense that any jerk could have come up with in his sleep. The tracks are below. Enjoy!
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Poopy Bad Bar Band And Lousy Punk Record Fest Part 2: Policeband – “Stereo / Mono” 7″ (1979)
Well, this is another record that reeks of NYC Art Rock stink and, sure enough, it’s from New York. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if a few folks out there choose to defend this one, but I’ve had this record forever and the Poopy thumb has remained consistently down. In fact, it’s pretty much crashing through the floor! I suppose some might argue that it is early industrial or experimental or what-have-you. Well, say it at your own blog. Take my rip and have my blessings! There are some folks out there who eat this stuff up. I spit it out.
There are actually separate tracks on this thing, but I didn’t break them down. It’s not necessary.
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THE TRACKS:
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Poopy Bad Bar Band And Lousy Punk Record Fest Part 3: Total Passover – “Shalom Motherfucker” 7″ (1991)
I assume the band’s name refers to the Jewish Holiday but it is, in fact, what I should have done instead of pulling it out spending money on this thing! On the other hand, this is a fairly odd record, and I have a hard time trying to fathom what these guys were about. Let’s see, does Jewish, Confederate, homosexual, Kosher, Grunge sum it up? The A-Side has that up-down crescendo thing that a lot of Alternative bands were doing in the early 90’s, no thanks to Nirvana. Too bad I always hated that sound! They do, however, make ample use of the word “penis”, and that almost saves the song! The flip is more Punk-sounding and a little better, but nothing to rave about. All and all, this whole thing is kind of confusing but they were from Iowa, so perhaps it was something in the potatoes. Oh, wait, that’s Idaho!
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THE TRACKS:
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Poopy Bad Bar Band And Lousy Punk Record Fest Part 4: Ulterior Motive – “Monday Morning Blues / (Under) Suspicion” 7″ (1987)
So let us make our way to the back of the bar. Who’s playing? Ulterior Motive? Never heard of them, but I assume some citizens of Somerville, MA have. These guys dress like rockers, but I seem to remember Metal being a little heavier than this in 1987. Make that a lot heavier. The flip is actually fairly decent in the low-fi bar band sound that I actually happen to like, but “Monday Morning Blues” feels like someone shoved a corkscrew in my ear. As a side note, I can’t help but notice that they give all their love and thanks to GOD on the back of the jacket. Well, you’re quite welcome, but it doesn’t make it sound any better!
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THE TRACKS:
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Poopy Bad Bar Band And Lousy Punk Record Fest Part 5: Barry Knoedl – “Baby Don’t Give Up / I Just Want To Make You Happy” 7″ (1978)
Wow, what’s this? 1978? Ok. DEATH? Lookin’ good! KILL 002? Well, it just makes me wonder what KILL 001 was! Yep, it sure looks like we have a winner with this baby, worth every penny of my $1.00. So let me just throw the needle down on this puppy here……..oops! Oh, wait! Maybe I need to turn the speakers away so I don’t blast the paint off the walls with its sheer rock intensity……..nah! Fuck it; I’ll just play the thing! So I throw the needle down and……and….FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?! Oh, I guess I should have figured out the label was called “DEATH” and the name of the artist was actually some guy named “Barry Knoedl” ! Silly fuckin’ me! It happens to the best of us, I guess! Well, I won’t even try to describe the music on this one, but let me just say that the guy who designed the label art has a sick sense of humor!
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Poopy Bad Bar Band And Lousy Punk Record Fest Part 6: Killer Wasp – “Rich Kids / Pain In My Heart” 7″ (1980)
As label mates with the infinitely awesome The Now, I figured this would have to be pretty good with a song title like “Rich Kids”, as every Punk band that ever tackled the subject managed to do something pretty entertaining with it. Well, too bad these guys weren’t a Punk band! The flipside, “Pain In My Heart” is a little better, looking like it might be a Class of 1976 pre-Punker, but it never really gets out of first gear. The Poopy thumb is down. Only a serious Punk history geek would find this record relevant.
THE TRACKS:
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