Jack Elliott – “Thank God For Rednecks, Cowboys, Freedom Lovin’ People And The NRA” 7″ (1983)
I’ve decided that this year I’m really going to start getting more aggressive with my record collecting, as I have a little more money to devote to it and I miss the traveling. And it’s not like these things are getting any easier to find. I’ve also decided to start actively focusing more on these kinds of records and begin doling them out on the blog more often. As you may have already gleaned, I rather fancy these things and if you don’t share my enthusiasm for this crap, you can kiss my lily-white dupa.
When I first found this puppy, I figured it was going to be some lame-ass comedy record or parody. Nope. It appears old Jack is dead serious and his delivery on this baby is almost pure perfection, sounding like he hasn’t taken a shit in a month and like he’s about ready to punch one of those “righteous people” repeatedly in the face. Hard! This thing is so over the top I can’t even continue describing it—he steals my thunder! The flip is decent schlock, as well, although in somewhat rough shape.
THE TRACKS:
Thank God For Rednecks, Cowboys, Freedom Lovin’ People and the NRA
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The Rhinehart Brothers – “We Belong To The Ku Klux Klan b/w The Klansman’s Friend” 10″ 78rpm (192?, 193?)
Yeah, I know I’m setting a new low by posting this one, but I’ll be setting it lower soon enough. Just give me time. Also, I have to say that the only thing more satisfying than picking up a ridiculously rare slab like this for $10 is knowledge that I still command the magnetism to attract total strangers to offer it to me! As for the record, I think it speaks for itself and, while I don’t find the racist nature of it to be particularly surprising, I find the nature of the music itself somewhat perplexing. What the hell did people do with this stuff? It isn’t bluegrass, country or even danceable for that matter. I suppose all you could do was kind of sit there and tap your foot to it. Yeah, this baby is a real foot-tapper—better watch your ass! So have at it, shmoes, but before you get your panties in a bundle, take note of 0:56 on “A Klansman’s Friend”, where we are assured that they are, in fact, “a jolly good bunch”—and why would he lie? And, no doubt, those “big parades” were the bee’s knees. Yes, quite a spiffy affair, indeed. And, yeah, I know this is one of those rips that will be floating around the internet for all eternity. Oh, well. And surely, the remaining 150 members of this organization will be stoked that someone is playing their songs again! I’ve also included some similar tracks with the download that were given to me on a bootleg cassette many years ago. Two of the tracks appear to be by these same clowns and all the tracks sound even shittier than the tracks below. Take it or leave it. I included a scan of an old KKK songbook from the Poopy archives, as well.
As a slightly geeky aside, getting a halfway decent-sounding rip of this was a real pain in the ass. Anyone else out there ever try messing with these old 78’s? Even if you invested in one of those special 78rpm cartridges, you’d think all a modern system would do is pull the high end off it.
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THE TRACKS:
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Permission Denied?
Anyone else out there running into this stuff from MediaFire? One of my readers brought this to my attention and then I started running across it on other sites. Here we go again. It would be one thing if they were actually showing concern for the artists, but instead they are just trying to rope you into giving money to Amazon or iTunes. Nevah! You think White Flag is getting money from Amazon for their out of print CD? And they don’t offer the LP for download, either. If you run into this crap on my site, leave a note in the comments and I’ll try to fix it.
Wanda Jackson – “This Gun Don’t Care / I Wonder If She Knows” 7″ (1966)
Not that I’m not completely sick of hearing about Sandy Hook at this point, but I couldn’t resist posting this one. ‘Tis quite a catchy ditty, don’t you think? I think so.
So let’s see here, having fought and died for years against what was, at the time, the most powerful military in the world with whatever weapons they could get their hands on, the founders of this country decided to do what when the discussion of an armed citizenry arose? Well, of course, they wanted us to own guns for no other purpose than hunting and why would anyone want anything more effective than a single-shot musket to do it with? Why can’t these gun-clutching, small penis-compensating right wing lunatics get it through their heads that government is our friend now and all that nasty tyranny stuff only happened back in the old days when people were stupid and uncivilized? Just one look at the enlightened, conscious, intellectual, physically fit populace we have today, coupled with our safe, clean cities and the high culture jammed down our throats by our honest and thoughtful mass media and education system, leaves me little doubt that our society is on the right track. All those violent, gun-toting clowns from the 1700’s, who went through all that fuss and bother fighting the last government who tried to take our weapons, were just a bunch of pussies who didn’t know what the fuck they were doing. They should have learned to like and get along with the British and maybe held a fair, civilized election to select a nice, honest, accountable leader to solve all their problems for them like we do now. And who would dare say things aren’t going great these days? Everything is fuckin’ swell.
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John Steinbacher – “1973″ 7″ EP (196?, 197?)
It’s no big secret that I have a ton of records like this and from to time I’ll play one of them and marvel at how much of the predictions came true. Well this record isn’t one of them! Basically, this fruitcake is asserting that the Blacks and Commies will be taking over America in 1973 and details how it is going to happen. Mr. Steinbacher spouts the same old line that these many of those guys preached and it might hold a little bit of water if he hadn’t tied an exact date to it. Never give an exact date!!! Strangely, the Jews got left out of the conspiracy, but maybe that was supposed to happen in 1974.
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Back In Business!
All the old posts have now been switched over to MediaFire and the site is, once again, fully functional. Let’s see how long this lasts, shall we? I have to admit my confidence in MediaFire could be a little higher, but I’ll give them a chance. And am I the only one who has trouble with their multi-uploader? It rarely works and you have to upload one file at a time, hovering over the site until it goes through. To compound the problem, the nearest high speed internet connection I have is a gas station on the edge of the nearest town with minimal heat and stinks of fried pork tenderloin and potato wedges. So here I am, stinking of pork tenderloins and potato wedges, and what the hell have you clowns done for me? Nuthin’!
Oh, and I did some long-overdue site maintenance while I was waiting and stinking. Basically, I added some new categories to aid in site navigation. Now, you can get all the Mentors and El Duce posts at the click of a mouse and I did the same with a couple other bands and genres. I have also received a couple requests in the past to put together a list of some of the top retard and fake Punk releases. Well, I’m not sure if I can really comply with such a request but, as far as this site goes, I added the categories of Poopy Punk and Poopy Rock that, while containing some legitimate releases, tends to gravitate more towards the bands and artists who went the extra mile in general dumbassitude and crapola. Not that most of this stuff isn’t stupid, mind you! I have some new posts in the works and should have them up by then end of the week.
Texas BS Band – “She Ran Off With A Nigger / Lone Star Polka” 7″ (1984)
With Happy Fats opening the door on the “segregationist” C & W, we’ll just inch up from 35mph to 110mph with this piece of nastiness. Actually, I have two reasons for posting this. First, because it is hilarious, offensive garbage that is sure to clear a room and thin the heard of sensitive, PC types sucking up my bandwidth. It seems like every time I post something like this, my stats drop! Well, it matters not, as soon we shall have a readership of solid Poopiness and you’ll be missing out, suckas! Mr. Poopy doesn’t aim to please. My second reason for posting this is in the hope that someone can clue me in on this one and the band in general, as there appear to be many of these records pressed. This band had other releases, but they all appear to be in kind of the dumbass novelty or straight-up country vein—certainly nothing like this! Thus, I can only come to one possible explanation for “She Ran Off….”: THE SONG IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY!! Ha! But I bet all you folks who heard this song before are wondering what the flip side sounds like. Well, wonder no more: it’s a lame instrumental and it completely blows!
THE TRACKS:
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Right Wing – Gaddafi (Don’t Let Gaddafi Murder Me) 7″ (1986)
I’m still alive folks and new servings of crapola are coming very soon. However, this one was just too topical to pass up a quick post. So are we getting too political here? Don’t be silly, but I’d love to know what you so-called “anarchists” find so interesting about this place. So what am I supposed to do now? Start trolling the web for info on this deservedly obscure piece of junk? Meh. I’m too lazy–look it up yourself!
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THE TRACKS:
Gaddafi – Don’t Let Gaddafi Murder Me
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Out Now! New El Duce CD! GOD (2010)
Well, it appears that Dr. Scum has been raiding the vaults and is in the process of sorting through and re-mastering about five thousand minutes of vintage Mentors recordings, done in the same studio as “Musical Pornography”, one of my all-time favorite recordings. Suffice to say, I was stoked to hear fresh material from The Master and I am looking forward to hearing more in the future. So what does this thing sound like? Well, what the hell do you think?! Oh, but is this a bunch of shit that should have stayed buried? Fuck, no! The one thing that kills me about El Duce is that, once you think the guy has sunk as low as one can get, he finds a trap door to sink a little bit lower! Yeah, there’s some hilarious stuff on this thing and I honestly don’t know where to start, but I’ll say that he decided to expand on the train of thought he began with “Soul Fire” on the “Lock Up Yer Daughters” cassette and it just gets worse from there! Nothing but quality stuff on this baby, leaving the listener with no choice but to reflect upon the appropriateness of the title: GOD!! Hey, it’s not like culture in 2010 can suck any more than it already does, so pick up a copy of this masterpiece on eBay, CD Baby or direct from Dr. Scum and support one of the last of the Old Guard and purveyors of true Shit Rock!
GOD!!
New Minority – “White, Straight & Proud” CD (1994)
An astute individual, glancing though some of the prior posts, may have noted some of the lowest common denominator cheesy rock and obscure, extremist right wing materials I’ve posted over the last several months. That same person might even be inclined to ask a question like, “Gosh, Mr. Poopy, could it be possible that these two incredibly awesome forms of entertainment be combined into one outstanding super-recording? Oh, please let it be so!” To which I would happily respond, “Yes, my friend. Yes, it is.”
Thus, I present you with New Minority. This was one of the earliest releases on the infamous Resistance Records, possibly in an attempt to draw in a wider audience, however, to say this didn’t sell would be putting it mildly—they couldn’t give the thing away! Basically, they took a (still) existing nightclub Hair Metal band, changed their name, and had them write two politically incorrect (but not “racist” by my definition) songs and filled the rest of the release with your standard Mullet-Metal fare that was popular in the mid-to-late 1980’s, except this came out in 1994! The musicianship and production on this thing is as good as anything you might have seen on MTV in 1986 and the two shit-disturbers (“No Guilt-No Shame”, “White, Straight and Proud”) are absolutely hilarious, albeit unintentionally! But wouldn’t a song like “Rid Of The Bitch” serve to dissuade the Aryan Female from performing the inviolable duty of producing White Babies to serve as future soldiers in the Race War? Just a thought. All that aside, my favorite track would have to be “Friend Or Foe”, a fun, NWOBHM-styled catchy rocker that deserved a better fate than to be lost in this ill-conceived, almost depressing mess of a recording!
I have to admit I had a grisly fascination for the George Burdi era of Resistance. They came out of nowhere, kicking up quite a stink, making their Leftist counterparts look like a bunch of slackers with their professionally run organization, and generally scaring the fuck out of the US and Canadian governments, along with the general public! And the means by which those jokers funded that slick operation remains a matter of conjecture to this day. Looks like they don’t publish the magazine anymore, either. Too bad—I rather miss those “Proud Aryan Women” centerfolds!
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Elite Terror – “Flame Of Pride” LP (1990)
So I’m compulsively checking out the Punk / HC message boards in the areas surrounding my new town and I run across this one post where people are asked to site the best records that came out the year they were born. Unfortunately, the dates of most of the records posted were from like 1987 and beyond. Well, it looks like these guys missed the 80’s and, let me tell you kids, it was a heck of a time. It was a time when men were men, music was loud, and bare-chested skinhead dudes fought dragons in the middle of the street—just like on the record above. Actually, this record came out in 1990, but they were an 80’s band. I remember buying this thing on one of those days when you have money burning in your pocket and you’re at the record store and nothing looks good, so you go ahead and buy some shit you’ve never heard of on the hopes that it will be interesting. So I bought this on the fact that it came out on Rock-o-Rama, only to go home and suffer buyer’s remorse when I heard the badly played Metal and generic skinhead rock on this slab-o-crap flopping out of my speakers. But time heals old wounds and these retardo songs about Z.O.G. and affirmative action manage to crack a smile and a snicker now. This was a short-lived band from the Philadelphia area, home of the better known and much more rockin’ Arresting Officers and a host of other White Power bands over the years. At least these guys didn’t sing about beer.
SAMPLE TRACKS:
Elite Terror
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Silent Tools Of Justice – Booklet (1991)
Two Sides Of The Equation
Well, I haven’t put up any literature in a while, so I’ll subject you people to an exceptional piece of nastiness from my sordid archives. Do I need to state that I don’t take this shit seriously? I suppose in this age of Big Brother I do, so I’ll state flat out that I’m definitely not on board with this author in this slightest. In fact, I suspect the guy who wrote this thing may have been a little nuts, but I am basing my theory on past experiences with similar wingnuts, rather than any personal knowledge of the writer. Why do I even own this thing? Well, I own tons of stuff like this, mainly because I am not a big fan of fiction, being of a frame of mind that compels me to get material on “fringe” elements in our society straight from the source and form my own opinion, rather than ingest what some writer has to say about it.
The Illusion Of Freedom
What we have here is a book that basically instructs the reader on how to poison people to death. What kind of people? Politicians, pro-abortionists, judges, cops and probably just about anyone else that would piss off a cat like the writer and, apparently, old Maynard wasn’t the easiest guy to get along with, as he wound up getting himself killed in prison. Or was it the Government?!?! Oooooh! Who knows? And who cares, as at this point I don’t put anything past the overall potential for human rottenness. All the same, I find something about this particular piece of literature to be exceptionally vile and an endless source of grisly fascination to me. I mean, poisoning someone to death has to be one of the most cowardly, pussy-ass ways to do a guy in that I can possibly think of, for starters! Just get a load of what some of the things described in this book will do to a guy and you’ll see what I mean.
While this can be used as an example of propaganda from the extreme Right, I choose to see it as an example of a state of mind.
Good Hunting
What state of mind? Well, at some point in some peoples lives there comes a time when they realize things aren’t quite right with the world. Perhaps they might convince themselves that every politician on the face of the earth is a criminal scumbag and a puppet owned by a private entity, and that every “decision” they make is actually part of some sweetheart deal for their own benefit and often to the detriment of the people they are supposed to be serving. Perhaps they will get it in their head that the police, the media, the education system, and so on are all in on the deal, as well, helping to serve the same people who own the politicians by keeping the public in line. Needless to say, exposure to these unpleasant facts of life can serve to rain on one’s parade to a certain degree and may cause a certain type of person to want to “do something about it”. And exactly what would that be? For some, it may mean getting involved in politics and grassroots organizations that educate the public a la Alex Jones. For others, it means lashing out at
Hang The Judge
whatever form of authority crosses their field of vision, doing shit that is guaranteed to get you noticed by the powers that be by making a big show out of not paying taxes or refusing to get a social security number or drivers license, or starting wars with local law enforcement. It seems to me that the former method is preferable to the latter, but to each his own, I say. However, there is nothing I disrespect more than a guy who martyrs himself for no good reason. Life is for living and I can’t fathom why a guy would hang himself out to dry, pissing off the authorities by publishing a worthless piece of shit like this—and I’ve published my share of worthless shit, believe me!! Supposedly, 60,000 of these were put into circulation—a relative drop in the bucket compared to any mainstream publication, but you can bet your ass this guy made a shit-list or two for his troubles. And for what? The amusement of Mr. Poopy? Well, if that’s the case, mission accomplished, buddy! Suffice it to say, it appears that he failed to inspire too many people to do his dirty work for him, as all the stuff in this book has been available on the Internet for years, but I can’t say I’m aware of too many politicians keeling over from Ricin or anything else for that matter.
This book is about as nasty as it gets—definitely not for the squeamish! This is a high quality scan–not like the pictures in this post.
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Puke, Spit And Guts – “Eat Hot Lead” LP (1980)
Well, Mr. Poopy needs to take a leave of absence, so I’ll leave you with one of the greatest Punk albums ever made. Granted this LP is a little corny in parts but what they lack in tact, they make up for in sheer attitude. Taken in context, it’s easy to see why this bunch of bikers trying to jump on the bandwagon didn’t earn their proper place in history with the rest of the Punkers of their day but, when viewed from the perspective of a listener in 2009, they rank as one of the best. In short, this is offensive crap done for the sheer pleasure of producing offensive crap with no redeeming social value—and this is the way it should be! While they appear to be somewhat dolled up on the LP cover, it is safe to say that these guys were complete degenerates and I mean that in the most complimentary fashion possible, as it really shines through in these tunes. And, if the tunes don’t earn the LP’s place as a masterpiece, get a load of the cover art!
I’m not the first person to write about these guys and, according to some Punk historian (Henry Rollins?), bass player Dick Head tried to beat the shit out of Ian MacKaye after he blew his bass amp when the Teen Idles opened for them at a Mentors gig in California. I stare at the picture of Mr. Head and envision him chasing Ian MacKaye around the parking lot. Too bad he didn’t catch him—and kill him!
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Dr. Warren H. Carroll – “America: The Last Crossroads” LP (196?)
This is one of my favorites of this kind of spoken-word LP. If you can’t hear some eerie prophecy on this one, then you simply aren’t paying attention. I guess you could argue that, even if things were a hundred times better than they are now, their would be “X” amount of people concocting theories like this but, all the same, does anyone care to argue that the standard of living has improved over the last forty years?
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Bunker 84 – “Liberte!” LP (1988)
OK, so I bought this for the cover art. The front cover of this thing boasted some of the crappiest artwork I’ve ever seen—almost as good as the paint-by-numbers Mona Lisa I did at summer camp when I was ten years old. Needless to say, it evoked within me a strong desire to unite with my Aryan Comrades and swear undying fealty to “The Cause”. Look on the back cover and you have four Hollywood Nazis and a Don Johnson stunt double. Musically, Chief Inspector Clouseau is having a really bad day at 33 rpm, while the band churns away at 16 rpm. Lyrically, it’s your standard nationalist stuff sung en Francais. And, no, I’ve never felt the slightest pang of guilt by buying records like this—I have tons of them. “Good” = entertaining to Mr. Poopy. “Bad” = not entertaining to Mr. Poopy.
Down On The Farm!
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Raunchous Brothers – “Die! Faggot Die!” CDR (200?)
I don’t believe there is such a thing as perfection, but the first three tracks on this demo are about as close to perfection as a Metal band can get, as heard through the ears of Mr. Poopy, at least. Why don’t more bands do this sort of thing? And why do the few bands that attempt it fuck it up and sound like shit? And where is that album they recorded? I’ve been waiting for that thing for years!
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Unfortunately, the other three songs on this thing aren’t nearly as good. “Prick Teasing Bimbo” is kind of lame, the Mentors cover is, of course, good, but it’s a cover, and God knows why they decided to butcher that Sabbath tune! What’s even more frustrating is that they had other songs that were 1,000 times better, hence, I really want to hear that unreleased album! Someone out there has to have a copy of that damn thing! Send a copy to Mr. Poopy and I’ll be your imaginary friend—I’ve waited long enough!
I lived in Chicago for about 11 years and this is the only band I ever found in that town that was worth a shit. Shitcago is kind of a rough town and it always struck me as odd that it would have such a queer-ass Punk / HC scene and lame music scene in general. This band almost redeemed that town and their live shows were great, as well. As an added bonus, I tacked on the tracks from the Anal Cunt split 7″.
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Hal Lindsey – “The 1980′s: Countdown To Armageddon” LP (1980)
Well, I hope no one has been holding their breath since this one came out. Looks like we’re still here almost thirty years later, so what do you have to say about that, Hal? Seems like there is always some jerk trying to tells us it’s the end of the world and right now they’re going hog wild with it. It’s gonna happen in 2012—look out!! My fuckin’ ass!! Don’t even get my hopes up!! Hal Lindsey, as some of you may or may not know, wrote a book and later a movie called “ The Late, Great Planet Earth” that had a lot of people’s panties in a bundle back in the day. I think he had a TV show, as well, but I’m fishing the old memory banks on that one. A quick search reveals that this guy is still alive, but I haven’t heard a thing about him in years.
What we have here is your typical Christian nuttiness and Prophecy based on the “Big Book Of Jewish Fairy Tales”. Lunatics like this have been providing folks like me with something to laugh at for years and years. And it will never end. These people are never going to shut up until they get the Armageddon they’ve been praying for.
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White Noise – “The First Assault” LP (1989)
I suppose a lot of people took a pass on this Australian outfit due to the band name, the fact that it’s on Rock-o-Rama, the cover art, and the fact that these guys were a bunch of Nazis. Well, I would describe that as your loss and Mr. Poopy’s gain, because this is a pretty good record, all in all. For one thing, they actually sank some money into production, giving it a heavy, “wall-of-sound” feel and musically I would have to describe them as a cross between “Bonecrusher”-era Broken Bones and “Boots and Braces”-era Skrewdriver, with a slight dash of early Discharge, if you can believe it. Sounds like a winning combination to me! Lyrically, they stick to the typical “street rock” subject matter, with the exception of “Culture Shock”, which is an anti-gay, and specifically anti-Boy George tirade—and a pretty hilarious one at that! This is what I used to call “tough guy music” and now you can be a “tough guy”, too, and download it to a secret file on your computer, being sure to never admit to your PC friends that you like this stuff. Pussy.
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Johnny Flag – “America’s Going Down The Drain” Cassette (199?)
This is the first of many “underground”, “Right Wing” recordings I will be sharing here. If this sort of thing bugs you, don’t come here, because there is plenty more where this came from. The fact that the media demonizes and suppresses the messages of these people should be a clue to a clever person that these sorts of things deserve some scrutiny, but sheep will be sheep.
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What we have here is some straight up country and western, all songs having been written by a certain Ross Hullett, who once headed the Oklahoma Militia. Lyrically, these songs are all hard-line anti-New World Order all the way with a bit of pro-Christian ideology thrown in for good measure. There was a huge boom of these sorts of groups during the Clinton administration and, once again, I am seeing a HUGE resurgence of this sort of thing since the election of the Messiah. In fact, these songs sound a lot more relevant now than when I first bought it around 1996 or so. While I could probably do without the Christian rhetoric, Mr. Flag socks it to ‘em on this thing and I can say that, with the possible exception of “Hide The Saxophone”, every song on here is pretty good—so good I can almost smell the gun oil!
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