El Duce – “The Man, The Myth, The Legend” Cassette (1991)

Somehow or other, this blog has managed to last almost two years and, since I don’t trust myself to get organized and post on the actual anniversary, we’ll commemorate the occasion by putting up a recording that I actually like a lot (and you will, too!):  the first El Duce solo effort!  Unlike the other tapes, this one has actually been reissued a couple times and I think I even saw it on LP once.  Well, no matter, because I know most of you clowns never heard of it and wouldn’t trouble yourselves to track it down even if you had.  Thus, it is my pleasure to shine the light of Mr. Hoke’s wit, wisdom and vocal styling into your otherwise dull and pointless lives.  As far as the songs go, “Slutfucking Man” is the top rocker by far, a great track that should have been on one of the Metal Blade releases, showing the band at their best.  My personal favorite, however, would have to be “White Trash Man”, followed closely by “Hershey Highway”, a true anthem for the ages where El Duce applies his might as the greatest dirty limerick writer of all time, concocting more synonyms for the human anal track than any song in recorded history!

SAMPLE TRACKS:

Slutfucking Man

White Trash Man

Hershey Highway

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5 Jul 2011, 7:26pm
by ARMED-n-HAMMERED

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Get out of my face you disgusting fat TRAIN… Somehow or another, this blog has managed to last almost 2 years because of exactly this, monsieur poopikins. Of course most of us still reading this turd crusted site have this one already (or better be hiding yer loose blubberous ass in shame),but damn if I don’t still pop a 2 1/2″ GG Allin style rock hard’un seeing it on the webosphere for all uninitiated. … All My Crust, A&H

p.s.-Digging some of the silliness posted below this one.

Silliness? Those records are a WAY OF LIFE!!!!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m6qC6FCiY0

Finally! Some recognition!

Keep up the good work!! Crustin’ ‘n grossin’!!!

I’ll be checking your tunes shortly, but I can already tell you’re a genius!

hey poopy, good to see you are still going strong after 2 years, loving the new poopy posts! keep it up! PS have you heard this guy… http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/05/jim_roche_learn.html he is quite someting

I’ve heard the name before, but never heard the guy. It looks awesome, though! I’ll check it out in a minute–thanks!

I swapped a few messages with mr roche a while back and he’s a cool guy, he actually played learning to count at an art gallery back in 72… rekon he’d be arrested if he tried that now!

YOU EVER HEAR THE GARDY LOO ALBUM WITH ELDON SINGING ON IT? THEM GUYS ARE FROM TAMPA ,NOT FAR FROM ME,WISH I WOULDA MET THE FUCKER,HE WAS A RAPE-ROCK GENIUS! CHECK IT OUT
http://www.mediafire.com/?ke1y75ppuc7383a

Yeah, I bought it a long time ago. Not his best, but still pretty good. The best part is that phone conversation at the end! I met the guy a couple times–a pretty nice guy, but a really bad alcoholic. He was a funny dude, but the kind of drunk who’d tear himself down every night to where he couldn’t tell you his name.

27 Aug 2011, 9:26pm
by El Decapo

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Not sure if its what your talking about but I do have an LP with a hand full of tracks from this on it called “Slutfucking Man.” Its a pic disc. Thanks for the up Poopy! Much better quality than the pissant rip I had. Too bad Duce had to bit the dust when I was 7 and hadn’t heard of the Mentors. Ah well got to see them live with the current line up and Sickie and Heathen still produce nothing but the best! I’ve said it once and I’ll put it on my tombstone the answers to ALL of life’s problems can be found in a Mentors song.

man, I have heard this tape in ages. I used to blast this while delivering pizzas

Yeah, I had it in my car for years. The tape would just play over and over–I loved this thing.

Thanks for making this available. I wish that DHS & Co. would reissue all the tape-only releases as a box set or double CD dealie, cause some of El’s solo stuff is just as good as the Mentors material.

Yes, that would be nice. They probably won’t do it but someone else probably could.

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