Glorify The Turd

X Rated Wife Swapping Swingers Orgy LP (196?)

Yes, I do understand that this is lowbrow, bottom of the food chain claptrap—I’m not a complete idiot.  Yet.  So with that out of the way, let me proceed to endorse and extol the virtues of this fine LP.  What virtues, you ask?  Well, this record is funny as shit for one thing!  Seriously, there isn’t a spot on this entire record where you can’t throw the needle down and be totally amused—there isn’t a dull moment to be found.  Also, it serves to answer the age-old question of what washed-up radio personalities from the 1950’s did when they were hard up for cash in the late 1960’s.  Perhaps, they deliberately used these kinds of voices since the characters are supposed to be middle-aged, which leads me to wonder what kind of weirdo jerked off to this stuff, as the mental picture I get out of this is  not pretty!  Another point of interest is that, despite its age, the quality of filth described is quite ahead of its time:  ass-to-mouth, forced anal, bleeding buttholes, lesbo action and yer mama’s pussy.  This thing has it all!  Highly recommended!!

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