Complaints Department
I would like to use this page to address any potential complaints that might crop up. Firstly, if you are the owner of any of the music or literature presented here or are the original artist and do not want it shelled out for free to any slacker who happens to click on this site, by all means send me a note and some proof that you are who you say you are in the comments section of the offending post, and I will remove the files immediately, if that is your desire. On the other hand, if you are some guy who tries to make a buck cranking out so-called “reissues” of the sort of material presented in this Blog, I may not be nearly as easy to get along with—especially if you are one of those people who feels the need to put out “limited pressings” of 300 copies for the record geeks to “collect”. Spare me. Figure out your own way of selling your useless records and don’t piss all over the fun of potentially thousands of people who could get a chance to hear the music for free. Assume that people who feel a need to buy a “hard copy” of a product will do so if given the opportunity, and those who aren’t that moved by it will not. I always buy hard copies of music that is meaningful to me, but I tend to view music as a disposable commodity for the most part.
Secondly, I fully realize that, in this age of Politically Correct hysteria, there will be some people who might be “offended” by some of the content I put up or perhaps my own Poopy attitude. Let me attempt to comprehensively address all your concerns in three words: I DON’T CARE. Too short? I’ll make it four: I DO NOT CARE. One would think that would be enough to quell the outrage, but I suspect some folks will still feel the need to “educate” me and elevate me from the “ignorance” that would lead me to offend your sensitive natures. Well, trust me, kind sir / madam—I’ve heard it all. I’ve heard it and I’ve heard it and I’ve heard it. With that in mind, if you really wanted to floor me, you could say absolutely nothing and prove me wrong for once. It would be nice. And keep in mind that I’ll be deleting your comment before it is even halfway read.
Thirdly, as a veteran “troll”, I can’t help but admit that it’s tons of fun to jump into heated debates about some of the “sensitive issues” that get all the would-be Saviors of the World all excited and blasting away at their keyboards. I have no problem with this and I think it’s a great way to blow of steam and, if nothing else, provide some honest insights as to what people really think. Thus, it is with some regret that I state that IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN HERE! Sorry folks, but I’m not about to sit around moderating a bunch of dimwits hiding behind their keyboards, stating bullshit they would most likely never say to my face or anyone else for that matter. There are plenty of other venues to stir up shit on the web—try YouTube, for starters. There is nothing democratic about this Blog—Mr. Poopy holds court and there will be nothing fair about my allowing dissenting views to show up in the comments unless, of course, it provides me the opportunity to make you look like an idiot! Hopefully, the irony isn’t lost on you PC shmoes, as you guys pretty much wrote the book on censorship, refusing to look into glaring evidence that fails to support your beliefs, and picking the dumbest people out of the crowd to reflect what the “opposition” thinks.
This Blog is for entertainment purposes only. If you do not like the content, then don’t come here. It’s just that simple. The fact that I have accumulated some offending materials may give reason to believe where there’s smoke, there’s fire and you may be completely right or completely wrong. I see no need to explain myself any further than I do in the posts. I will state here, though, that I truly and utterly detest Political Correctness in every way, shape and form. You people make me absolutely sick, not so much because your beliefs are completely idiotic and riddled with “disconnects” from rational thought, but because I highly doubt you would be nearly as outspoken or vindictive if there were any real repercussions for defending your beliefs, by which I mean police harassment, refusal of employment, or jail time. For the most part, YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!! But safety in numbers will only get you so far. The fact that every grade school and college in America is literally ramming this fascist PC ideology down kid’s throats should be a huge wake-up call to any thinking person, but I guess that would knock most of you folks out right at the get-go, huh? Am I to assume that social programming and phony “love your brother” dogma is more important than actually learning something that will help you in this life? Like learning how money works, perhaps? Funny how schools fail to teach you about the one thing you will be working for and using every day of your life!! Do you think the powers that be would allow all those libtard college professors to spread their egalitarian bullshit if they were even remotely threatening to the Establishment? People or groups that are real threats to the System wind up dead or in prison, and if you believe otherwise, you’re a fool. You people are a means to an end and I would suggest you open your eyes for once in your delusional lives and take a good hard look at what kind of nightmare society censorship and “hate crimes” laws are really creating. You are tools. Wake up.
of corse you can cry under water,and i pulled flys wings and still called it a fly
It is so fucking nice to reconnect!
You are the voice of reason and as I
also own many of these records, I am
a kindred spirit and a believer!
Viva free thought and kill the sheep!
Also, kill the record collector scum
and provide music to the people for free!
Keep up the good work!
Might I suggest “Famous Tea” So Cal band that would play live, all throw up in a bucket and then drink out of it! 89-early 90′s.
Any Skrewdriver from “Voice of Britain” on.
Brutal Attcak
Big Balls and the Great White Hope
The Alcoholics 7″ So Cal 81 I think.
Edith Massey punks Keep Off the Grass
Oh, some band I remember seein in the early 90′s that changed their name to “Your Mom”
Circle One cause they were hardcore, a gang, and were Christian as seen in Another State of Mind
Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys
Johnny Chingas
Redd Foxx and Rudy Ray Moore Records
Stukas Over Bedrock
Zolar X glam spacerock
Klansmen with Ian Stuart
The Sterilles doing “I’m On the Rag”
Sons of Steven
The Kids of Witney High first album but second is OK
Thats what I can think of offhand!
Some of those are coming!
Sir, I have a complaint, and it is, you don’t have my YouTube parody on your site and it is titled “Chanting The Name Of The Turd.”
I don’t know, dude. Doing so might be showing disloyalty to the one and only true voice of God: Kerney Thomas:
Thanks for Depressions,Flyin Spiderz,and Victims posts. Each one has a few great songs.
any chance you can shoot me that Back in the Saddle mp3 you have off the mystic covers comp? I don’t have a copy of it cept on vinyl, and i’d like it for my digital records.. would be much appreciated, and I could send you some other Sado-Nation mp3s if you like.
Mish Bondage
Sado-Nation
I sent you an email–let me know if you didn’t get it.
hiya tried to respond to your email but for some reason it bounced…?
mish
wav would be good, but an mp3 is fine too.
i have Future Past, Present Tense on either CD or most of it in mp3s/wavs which will be same quality as the cd which was remastered.
FPPT is an anthology which includes the EP, an unreleased album with Leesa prior to release of We’re Not Equal, and We’re Not Equal, it also includes some songs we recorded in 2004, and some old live material from the early 80s. we are still active and recording some new material at the moment.
we were featured on that Trading Spouses, we played a gig with Mark and Terry’s band for the taping, so the marquee was a live gig the night they taped the show. there is one stage shot of us but I am not sure we are playing and some audience shots of us as well.
saw you post on another site that you had Wild Giraffes LP “Right Now”. Any chance you could put MP3s on your site?
I pulled the record and I’ll put it up for you. I’d compare it to that New Toys LP–there are some good rockers mixed with your standard jingle-jangle.
Mr. poopy:
I have a gripe:
You’re too fuckin’ goddamn funny,
And you don’t post often enough.
WE NEED MORE TURDS!!!
So,
get fired from your job
so you got nothin’ better to do!
Thanks for posting all of these wild and bizarre recordings. I like visiting WFMU’s website for their crazy collection of mp3 recordings. I’ll definitely visit your site often!
First off, I’d like to say.. um, hang on, I lost the thought. OK, got it. I’d like to… crap, can’t say that. Oh wait a minute, just thought of something else. OK, here goes. I think… damn, hang on, the phone… OK, I’m back, Why do you th…
what?
Is this thing working? I can’t see what I am typing. Shit. See you on SATURDAY.
Dear Complaints Department,
Now I remember. My complaint is
Not enough posts!
fab stuff
ciao
See you on SATURDAY. Get it?
JimG
Saturday?
Awesome Blog Mr.P. I remember sending cash to Doug Moody/Mystic Records circa ’83 when I was 14 or so & getting NOTHING in return. Please send me a list of the 45′s you need sleeves for & I’ll see if I can help you out. Deepest thanks for all the tuneage & shits & giggles you have provided me with on your site. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke. Cheers ‘n Beers.
DJ Dollar Dazzler
Thanks, dude. Actually, it is to the credit of my readers that no one has ever come here and given me shit and I am willing to give them the benefit of the doubt that it is do to them having some class as opposed to an unwillingness to tangle with me! No one has ever bitched once or came at me with some self-important complaint of “I find this offensive–please take it down!”, and I honestly appreciate it, not because I give a fuck if they bitch, but because it gives me some faith that people still know how to read.
Two sleeves I’d really like:
The Tinglers 7″ and The Now 7″
hey this is cool shit,reminds me of my own site,i post weird,crazy,unheard stuff,lots of wheelchair stuff,food fortunata,sockeye,and hundreds of bands i myself have been in! http://sluggisha.blogspot.com
come on down!
You have been officially added to my elite list of retardo blogs I follow–you have good stuff. I was actually thinking of posting the split you did with “That Cheesy Sensation”! You’d probably know me if you saw me–I lived in Kent in the early 90′s and Clevo for several years, although I usually gave you guys shit. I’m sure we know some of the same people. I’ll be back up there come Spring and, yes, there will be blood!
Fuck the P.C. thugs! This is America, dammit! You are doing a fine service to music geeks like myself everywhere! Keep up the good work! In a few days, I will send you a link to upload, Venus and The Razorblades’ classic album, “Songs From The Sunshine Jungle” with a brief explanation of said album. I think it will merit a 10 out of ten on Mr. Poopy’s approval meter. Hope you smashed some eggs, fried some baby chicks and decapitated a few rabbits yesterday!
Save it–I already have it. Actually, I should post that one, as it is another one of those “used bin regulars ” of yesteryear. More posts coming this weekend!
Found your blog by accident and…I’ll just say thank you, thank you and best wishes for sharing all these records. Finding your site was as gratifying as turning up a really entertaining record for pennies…and I rarely get that kinda thrill anymore. Kudos.
Thanks, dude! But keep in mind that vinyl ain’t dead, yet. It just involves a little more effort and instinct of where to look. I still find cool shit for pennies–it’s the only way to fly!
Hey man, Dr Heathen Scum AKA Steve Broy (The Mentors) got a new solo CD out called Masterpeice, I heard his demo on Youtube. And it ai`nt too shabby, he still keeps the rape rockin tradition goin` for a 50 something year old slut fucker. anyhow check it out man….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qBPagKB-g
Sleazy Guy
I’ve already made up my mind that this is EXACTLY how I’m going to be when I’m 50.
Yeash! I got the email the other day, but I’m holding out for a hard copy. They’re also touring!
Yeah they doing a East Coast Tour I think, I used to keep in contact with Broy even met him a few times but been a few yrs since I`ve actually chatted with him. He`s pretty laid back and once met up with him while he was on business for his engineering position he was doing some presentation at Eastman Chem Plant in Tennessee.
But once u get him on stage and he takes on a whole other persona, gotta love the Rape Rockin professional… Well be good to get a hard cpy here that would fuckin rule man…
Later Sleazy Guy
only recently discovered this site (i thing G O D from sluggissha sent me your way!).. some really fantastic things here——plus the great attitude of “if you don’t like it, tough poop!”
would love to see more Mystic Records posts! at any rate, always look forward to whatever pops up next on here!
cheers,
Fester
I’ll take another look, but I’m pretty sure all my other stuff has been blogged elsewhere or reissued on CD. Seems like the only place those records turn up is the internet and they cost a fortune. That stuff is a lot of fun but $30 for an oop 7″ of generic 80′s Punk/HC? They’re selling the reissue 7″s for $15 a pop or $20-$25 for an LP reissue. No way.
PELASE upload all of the Heathen Scum solo albums. I need them to complete my digital Mentors collection.
In return, I have the discography of this Australian punk band Mr Floppy:
http://www.mediafire.com/?c46qtnsg1bmkkif
This band was an Australian Oi-band from Cowra. The lead singer was half Afrikaans half Russian. Their first gig was at the bassist’s then-16 year old girlfriend’s sweet 16 in March 1986. The band formed in October 1985. The gig was crashed by pedophiles who were quelled by the lead singer.
The band ended in 1994 when anarchists bombed the hedquarters of their record label Zombie Penis Death, which issued their album, one of their singles and a reissue of a Ukrainian live album.
Discography:
* 100 000 Morrisseys single: 1990
* Firm and Fruity EP: 1991
* Breakfast EP: 1991
* Gratuitous EP: 1991
* The Unbreable Lightness of Being a Dickhead: 1993
Well the one I’d like to upload is the one I don’t have–the first one. The other stuff is still in print, so I won’t post them. However, seeing as you’re such a nice guy, here’s the best one: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?4z2k5xozdnxwnjs
Also, please UPload scans for RocK BIBLE of the mentors
I might just upload that one. I think it might be out of print again. My tower crashed last night for absolutely no good reason, so I won’t be uploading jack squat for a while. Let’s hope I can recover my files–I think the hard drive is shot.
Thanks for Masterpiece, Mr Poopy.
Thanks a lot for the El Duce up’s. You are the man and a true badass.
http://clingwrap.bandcamp.com/album/reh-demo
Here’s some avant-garde acoustic punk rock you may be interested in.
Tracklist:
1) My Psychologist Hand-Fed Me Mentos
2) Defecate on My Face (TISM cover)
3) I’ll Always Be There
Very nice.
What’s the name of the first Dr Heathen Scum solo album? I would like to see if I can track it down for you.
“El Magnifico Musicione” It came out around 1991. I’m sure I know someone who has it–I just don’t get around the old gang much anymore.
i make complaint. post http://www.mediafire.com/?l26v4eyudjy9c6d crime wave. houston punk. secret prostitutes ????=!???? agrowax
No complaints, you get it man!
NO complaints from me, Just praise for your depraved tastes. You get it! Good on ya
Thanks for stopping by–I added you to my list of regulars. I think I need to track down some Geto Boys……
Might as well put in my two cents for a request, though honestly, you either (a) won’t have to do anything in terms of ripping or (b) won’t have it:
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=798548
Don’t let the ms paint logo fool you: these guys were a punk band in the mid 90′s from Indiana. I had the extremely good fortune to get to know one of the original members who reluctantly shared a few [digital] FD demos with me and has regretted it ever since, ahahah.
I don’t see the shame in it, I honestly think this is a great, criminally little-known punk band with a sort of… early Skrewdriver sound? I know little of punk history to give a detailed analysis, though some of the track titles alone–crippled women turn me on, jack the ripper was gay, smash the reds, etc.–should already clue you in to their worthiness.
Anyways, I get it if you’re not keen on the idea of downloading a bunch of mp3s from the hellhole that is soundclick, just to re-upload them on a blog dedicated mostly to vinyl rips, but I still think you’d get a kick out of it.
Also, there appears to have been a few original, physical releases of FD material back in the day, as evident by this long-dead torrent:
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6380196/Funeral_Dildos
I doubt you’d have any of this stuff, given the unusual obscurity of the band even regionally speaking, but on the off chance you do I’d kill to have a rip of anything on the list. I tried to contact the other band member who supposedly runs this BlackRose label (it practically doesn’t exist anywhere on the net) though I haven’t gotten a response yet. Don’t think I will, poor guy is in poorer health it seems.
Fun fact: this same guy I talked to about FD (not the BlackRose guy), who’ll probably read this and groan even more, went on to do harsh noise and other experimental stuff, once of which was a shitcore-like remix album of a few FD tracks.
Never heard of them, but that was pretty good. Never heard of Soundclick, either, but I got a fake account to get the tracks. I actually live in Indiana, so the suckiness of their situation isn’t lost on me. Everything above I-70 and every large-ish city in that state sucks that I know of–especially Bloomington. There used to be a few decent bands from Indiana when I was a kid, but it’s dead as a doornail these days. Fortunately, I live closer to Louisville, KY. The scenery in the southern part of the state is very nice, but the local culture can get to be a grind–half the people down here are on dope or borderline mentally retarded.
Yeah, I recall you had some connection to the area thinking maybe you’d know them. Maybe I should link him to here, ahahaha. He and some other gal from Indiana have a time and a half yucking it up on a noise board about old punk bands and the like. He’s got a few screws loose up there, but for the most part he’s a cool guy I have major respect for… well, okay, respect insofar that I wouldn’t purposefully embarass him beyond sharing his shitty old punk band he can’t stand, lol. I’d imagine any original FD stuf is extremely rare, unfortunately more becuase nobody gives a fuck about them or even know they exist than out of any nostalgic value or notoriety. If that BlackRose guy could actually be reliably contacted, I’d gladly drop a couple bills down on the elusive discography (hopefully it’s not just those same soundclick mp3s). I even made a logo for them, I’m such a nerd: http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad213/FireAlarmOMG/FDlettherebecardmock.jpg
I love you, Mr. Poopy.
Mr poopy,
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